11.22.2009

A Christmas Carol-The Movie

This movie is really funny at some parts, but if you are young, you might get scared. It startled me a couple times, but it was very good. I only had one problem with the movie. The sound is blasting loud. The CGI is really good, and unlike some other movies, the eyes looked great. Jim Carrey plays three characters, even though most sources say he plays four. I give this movie an 8 out of 5.

11.15.2009

Thanksgiving Jokes

These jokes are probably one of the best ways to annoy someone. Try them out on your siblings!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey!    6 out of 5

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week!  7 out of 5

Why can’t you take a turkey to Church?
Because they use such fowl language!  8 out of 5

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!”   7 out of 5

If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age!  6 out of 5

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!  4 out of 5

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!  5 out of 5

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!   3 out of 5

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!  5 out of 5

What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!  4 out of 5

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven! 3 out of 5

Happy Thanksgiving!

11.14.2009

Heat-The Book

This is a baseball lover's dream come true. It is a great book; when I was reading it I couldn't put it down. Mike Lupica is a great author, and if you have read any of his books, you know what I mean. I like the obstacles he makes the main character, Michael Arroyo, face. I give this book a 7 out of 5.


Scrappers-The Game

It's a frenzy on the factory floor!!! This is a great game where your goal is to create an invention. I really like the art design on the game, but the rules are a little bit confusing. Once you get the basic idea of the game, it's really fun. I  recommend this game to all kids and kids at heart. I give it an 8 out of 5.


WALLE-The Movie

This movie is quite funny, but it has a message. It is quite suspensful, and the captain of the ship is very funny. Maybe I like him so much because he's fat. Another awesome character is the cricket. Twinkie! If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about. I've seen it twice, and I'd like to see it again. The credits are funny, too. I'd give this movie an 8 out of 5.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl-The Video Game

This is probably the most outragous video game ever! Some of the character are suckish, like Mario and Peach, but most of the characters are really good, like Kirby, Luigi, and Lucas. The best things about the game are the characters and the arena choices. They give you about 20 places, plus you can customize at least 30 of your own. I'd rate this game a 10 out of 5.